Friday, April 15, 2011
Easter Bunny FAIL
I am taking my kids on a trip to Washington DC this week and we aren't going to be home for Easter. The kids were a little disappointed that they wouldn't be here Easter morning to search for their baskets. Kira even wrote the Easter bunny a note telling him (her) that he (she) should reconsider his (her) schedule and leave her a basket anyway before we leave. The bunny thought that was kind of cute so she went to Target and got candy and basket stuff. After making up the baskets, the stupid bunny ate a HALF A BAG of jelly beans. By herself. Right now the roof of her mouth is gummy and she's incredibly thirsty from a shocking overdose of sugar. The bunny's teeth aren't all that great either so I'm sure that there is probably been some tooth decay but does that stop the bunny? NO! The bunny is a pig and is helpless when it comes to any kind of sugar. I wonder how many calories are in half a bag of jelly beans? I'm guessing it is a lot. I'm not going to look it up because I really don't want to know.
On the up side, I lost two pounds this week! This was before the jelly beans though, so I'm not expecting the scale to say anything good in the near future.